You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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