Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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