I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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