HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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