Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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