it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
