i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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