Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
dude. I can hear the air.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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