these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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