me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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