Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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