Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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