He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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