I think I am morally bankrupt
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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