I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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