This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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