It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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