yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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