in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think my vagina is haunted
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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