I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm really busy with my period
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