I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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