what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
