Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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