We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize