You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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