We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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