Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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