Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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