We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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