Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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