pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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