My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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