Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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