i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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