If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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