Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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