im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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