i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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