I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize