and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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