You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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