So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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