it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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