Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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