the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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