People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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