very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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