I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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