absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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