You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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