Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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