ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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