new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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