I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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