I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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