why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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