They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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