Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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